What can melt your heart?

Me- hey what you're doing here?

Me- (laughs)

Everyone - okay didi.

Why do good-looking men date homely women?

Scene- oath ceremony

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

If English makes 3 additional gender terms to accommodate for XXX, XXY, and XYY people, what would be the most realistic terms for those genders?

Talks with kids.

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

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What is your biggest mistake or regret?

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

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What can melt your heart?

How can the democrats say Mr. Trump is bad when he is already fixing this country again and he's not even president yet?

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

What sexual fantasies do you have?

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

Shruti Verma

How did it feel to take your first gay BBC?

hearhim (ignore my voice)

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Me- (keep laughing)

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

He- (blank face)